Ten Famous Autocorrected Quotes – Volume Three

Suppose a young man with a wild imagination and too much time on his hands went to a greasy spoon diner one evening at 3 AM.   Suppose the same young man grew tired of all the belligerent drunks and lot lizards that usually frequent a greasy spoon diner late at night, so he began to surf the interwebs on his smart phone to occupy his time until his gyro omelette and rye toast were ready to be served.

Suppose that while killing time surfing the interwebs, the young man came across some famous quotes and later stumbled upon the humorous website, Damn You Autocorrect.  Now suppose the imaginative young man with too much time on his hands got to thinking:

“What if all the famous authors, poets, artists, philosophers, and great leaders of history had to use a smart phone to type their inspiring quotes?  Would their quotes sound any less smart?  Would they be any less inspiring?  What would the quotes read like if these great historical figures had to put down their pen and paper, and use the same means of communication that we use today – texting, tweeting, emailing, and other forms of social media?  What if the famous quotes were subject to autocorrect?”

Suppose the young man’s thoughts were to materialize.  I suppose you would get something like this.  Ten famous quotes given the autocorrect treatment, volume three.

*   *   *

Winston Churchill

Dalai Lama

Albert Einstein

Audrey Hepburn

Martlin Luther King Jr

Oscar Wilde

Sigmond Freud

Muhammad Ali

Mark Twain

Marilyn Monroe

*   *   *

My God.   What have we done.  Modern devices and social media are destroying our love shaft.  Our language!  Destroying r language!  For volumes one and two, click the links below.

Ten Famous Autocorrected Quotes – Volume One 
Ten Famous Autocorrected Quotes – Volume Two

36 thoughts on “Ten Famous Autocorrected Quotes – Volume Three

  1. twain is probably already rolling over in his grave watching how language is being butchered in more ways than one. the spelling in mlk’s speech alone, let alone other typos really kills that one… BUT it’s so funny! thanks for starting me off with a laugh today :)

  2. I am dying here, I want to relog them but they would take up my whole blog. No one should miss out on these gems (your autoquotes).

    • Crack cocaine and angel dust. Sike! I’m just a weirdo, I guess. I have a 5 or 6 page document of famous quotes I keep, then underneath the quotes, I have notes for ways to mess them up. I probably have a 100 of these, but I only post 10 at a time. Total weirdo :)

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